It was only a matter of time before boozy Mountain Dew became A Thing, and it appears that time is now. Hard Mountain Dew — excuse me, HARD MTN DEW — is coming in 2022. Batten down the hatches and gird your livers accordingly.

You can thank and/or blame Boston Beer Company and PepsiCo for this forthcoming concoction. Boston Beer Company also makes Truly Hard Seltzer, and I guess it couldn’t just rest on the laurels of its spiked-seltzer success. Like most other hard sodas, HARD MTN DEW will have 5 percent ABV. It will also have zero sugar. Unlike any other hard soda, it will taste like a cocktail mixed by your preteen self.