Unvaccinated Sperm is the New Bitcoin!

Bitcoin is an “apocalyptic safe haven,” they say. Store your value in Bitcoin before the world collapses. The notion that unvaccinated sperm will outperform Bitcoin and gold has floated around Twitter since COVID-19 vaccines rolled out earlier this year.

The meme goes: COVID-19 vaccines will go so terribly wrong that baby-crazy women will be forced to pay top dollar for sperm from men who’ve opted out of The Great Reset.

“Unvaccinated sperm counts [sic] could rise faster than Bitcoin,” tweeted one such account, boosting another which said “men who refuse the [vaccine] are the hottest men on planet [Earth].”

All this while Sweden (like the US) suffers intense semen shortages. Donors have avoided hospitals due to the coronavirus pandemic, delaying inseminations and “driving up wait times by years,” “We’re running out of sperm. We’ve never had so few donors as during the last year,” said the head of Gothenburg’s University Hospital reproduction unit to reporters (our emphasis).

So, could unvaxxed jizz really be the next crypto?

Bitcoin is an 'apocalyptic safe haven,' they say, the perfect hedge against widespread chaos. What about unvaccinated sperm?

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