Being a parent can be a contact sport — and make you feel a little like a human jungle gym — but for dads, there’s a bit more on the line when it comes to protecting themselves against pointy kid elbows and rogue, kicking feet. To soften the blow to Dad’s, well, family jewels . . . Fridababy has created a hilarious but completely real product to help every dad “protect his legacy”: FridaBalls, “the world’s first kid-proof underwear.”

“FridaBalls is the boxer brief designed to add branches to your family tree,” reads a press release for the new product. “Each pair of FridaBalls is equipped with a reinforced protective pouch to soften the blow and keep dad’s buddies safe, breathable wicking fabric to keep things fresh, a never slip secure waistband (because crack is always wack), and our patent pending Heirloom Conservation Technology (HCT).”