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Two Mexicans were wandering the desert after crossing into the United States…..

Wandering aimlessly and starving, They are about to lie down and accept their death when all of a sudden Luis says………

“Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk.”

“Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. ”

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, candied bacon, canadianed bacon, smoked bacon … In fact there is every imaginable kind of cured pork.

“Pepe, Pepe, we are saved! Issa bacon tree.”

“Luis, maybe it’s a mirage? We’re in the desert, don’t forget.”

“Pepe, since when did you ever hear of a mirage that smells like bacon…its no mirage, it’s a bacon tree.”

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to about 5 meters away, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun open fires on them and Luis drops like a wet sock. Luis, mortally wounded, warns Pepe with his dying breath,

“Pepe… Go back man, you was right, its not a bacon tree!”

“Luis, Luis mi amigo… What is it? ”

“Pepe.. its not a bacon tree. Its

Its

Its

Its

Its a ham bush!”

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