Miley Cyrus Proves to be More Crude than Lady Gaga

With Lady Gaga set to open the MTV Video Music Awards, the audience braced themselves for a dose of patented Gaga shock treatment. For half a decade plus now, Gaga has served as the reliable producer of those jaw-dropping moments that dominate water cooler talk the next day.  The expectations were high. But after coming out standing in a milk carton, a few retrospective wig changes, smearing some paint on her face, the big moment? A quick spin to flash the singer’s teeny tiny thong. Just when people began to relax after Gaga’s not-so-weird performance, the real sucker punch of the night came: when the girl who was still a practically a Disney princess while Gaga was rocking a meat dress – Miley Cyrus hit the stage.

Cyrus stepped up and assumed the throne for the strangest, most provocative performer at this year’s VMAs, fitting nicely into the crown for Queen of Obscene, funny hair horns and all. The singer emerged  in a furry gray leotard with the face of a seemingly-intoxicated teddy bear to perform her single “We Can’t Stop.” Following the theme of her music video, she was backed up by a gaggle of dancers with the giant teddy bear backpacks, folks in teddy bear suits, and the World’s Tallest Burlesque Dancer, Amazon Ashley, who stands at 6’7”. Living up to her reputation for shamelessly working it, she didn’t disappoint as she playfully bounced, popped and thrust through the song that had viewers in a trance.

Will Smith and his family looked shocked by the antics of Miley Cyrus
Will Smith and his family looked shocked by the antics of Miley Cyrus

3 comments

  1. I just happened to see this just a few minutes ago. I think I almost threw up a bit and that takes a lot for this little oinker. It was sadly disgusting. I told daddy that I am no way a fan any longer. The Smith family tells everything by the look on their faces. eeww XOXO – Bacon

      • Oh yes! Even mom/dad laughed at that. They actually turned the television off the other night and told me it was not pig rated. It had to be bad for them not to let this oinker see it. XOXO – Bacon

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