The Most Stylish Bank Robber?

The First State Bank was robbed Monday by a robber, who is described as a 5’4” female with dark red or brown hair.  The robber’s most distinguishing feature may be a stylish green dress which the fashionistas at the Herald Sun described as a “mullet dress” since it’s short at the front and long at the back. The suspect handed the teller a note demanding money and got away with an undisclosed amount of cash. No one is doubting that the suspect wore an outfit that is more fashion-forward than the usual bank robber, but some who’ve visited the department’s Facebook page are questioning if, as Austin Powers might put it, “she’s a man, baby!” Others who claim they know the robber insist she’s all woman. Authorities are looking into these leads, but no arrest has been made yet.

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